Bad Condiment
Originally, it said "Ketchup sucks", but Cafe Press's anti-logo infringement policy apparently caught it and didn't allow me to make it into a product. So, I just wanted to make it clear that this isn't about any particular brand of ketchup of "catsup". They are all equally awful.
Get it on Cafe Press!
Update: Had some further Cafe Press censorship problems with this one, but got them sorted out. Turns out they really don't like brand names in the name of your actual design file. Works now, thought.